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Maltese Sip Happens T-Shirt

For women who know the smallest dogs have the biggest personalities. 🐾

Color: Black
Size: Please choose a size
Size Guide

📏 Size Chart

$34.99
Shipping - 🚚 Flat Rate $4.99 • FREE Shipping $75+
Estimated delivery Aug 04 – Aug 11

🐾 500+ tiny-dog lovers already get first dibs on new drops, member offers, and dispatches from Tiny Dog Headquarters.

Description

PREMIUM LIVED-IN LUXURY 🎀

She's polished. She's a little unhinged. She's both, and she owns it. 🥂
👕 Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt
🧵 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton · 6.1 oz Heavyweight
🌊 Soft-Washed for That Broken-In Feel
📏 Relaxed Fit
🇺🇸 Printed + Shipped in the USA

Washing Instructions

🧼 Keep It Looking Good (Minimal Effort Required):

  • Wash cold—this isn’t the time to test extremes
  • Flip it inside out before tossing it in (your future self will thank you)
  • Stick with mild detergent—nothing too aggressive
  • First wash? Give it some breathing room from lighter clothes

Drying:

  • Low heat or hang it up—both get the job done
  • Air drying keeps it softer, longer
  • High heat = risky business

A Few Extra Tips:

  • Skip the bleach (no need to ruin a good thing)
  • Fabric softener isn’t necessary—this one’s already comfy
  • If ironing, turn it inside out—keep the design safe

Take care of it, and it’ll be your go-to for every wine night, dog walk, and slow day in between 🍷🐾

100% Happiness Guarantee
🕶️🐾 The Tiny Dog Mafia Happiness Guarantee

Every shirt is made to order just for you, because the Family doesn't keep questionable merchandise sitting around in a warehouse.

Your order heads into production within 2–5 business days and usually arrives 5–7 business days after shipping.

Not exactly getaway-car speed... but the good stuff is worth waiting for.

🚨 Something Off With the Goods?

If your shirt arrives damaged, incorrect, or not as ordered, don't panic.

Just report it to Tiny Dog Mafia Headquarters, and we'll open a case.

Depending on the situation, we'll arrange a replacement or refund.

No long interrogation. No suspicious runaround. No making you track down the Underboss.

Simply contact us within 30 days of purchase using our Contact Form or email us directly.

🐾 Contact Headquarters:

Please include:

  • Your order number
  • A couple quick photos of the issue - design & size (our evidence department insists)

Once the case file reaches headquarters, we'll investigate and make it right.

📏 Ordered the Wrong Size?

Because every shirt is made specifically for you, we can't accept standard returns for incorrect sizing.

But even trusted members occasionally make the wrong call.

Contact us within 30 days, and we'll help you with a one-time size exchange.

Be sure to check the size chart before ordering. The Tiny Dog Mafia has many talents... predicting shirt sizes isn't one of them.

🖤 The Family Promise

Around here, we believe customer service should be as dependable as your tiny boss demanding the best seat in the house.

  • No funny business.
  • No disappearing acts.
  • No sleeping with the fishes.

Just honest help from Headquarters when you need it.

Now get back to what's important...

Spoiling your tiny boss, enjoying your favorite drink, and laundering cuteness since 2025. 🍷🐾

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in centers in California, Texas, Virginia, and Ohio.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We’re a little picky about our shirts — in the best way.

Most of our designs are printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — what we call our Everyday Classic ☀️. It’s a lightweight, soft tee with a unisex fit, giving you an easy, everyday feel that’s relaxed and straight through the body rather than fitted like a women’s tee.

For our premium designs, we use the Comfort Colors® 1717 — what we call our Lived-In Luxury Premium 🎀. It’s a heavier-weight, garment-dyed tee with a soft, broken-in feel and a relaxed unisex fit for that substantial, lived-in look and feel.

👉 Both styles are unisex tees, not fitted women’s tees. Each product listing clearly states which shirt style is used, so you know exactly what fit and feel to expect.